37 Best Anime Pick-up Lines For Weebs

We all know we have a lot of variety of anime, and all are full of surprises that create great entertaining facts and the opportunity to make it worth watching.

Regardless of their origin, there’s something to be said in a few other places but despite the origin sounds cool and funny.

So here I prepared the anime that have great pickup lines and are used in the anime itself, while others are merely inspired by. 

Yet we have hilarious but might act and look but only fans can understand the meaning behind that.

And anybody can get confused easily with the fact they deliver a different kind of pickup line in every particular anime. 

So, let’s start this.          

Death Note Pick-up Lines

Death Note

“Do you have a pen? So, I can write your virginity in my death note.”

“Roses are red, Light is dead, will you be the butter to my bread?”

Dragon Ball

Dragon Ball

“Are you from dragon ball, because I wanna blow my picciload in you.”

“Hey girl. You Bulma mind.”

Funny/Lewd Anime Pick-up lines

“Are you Koro-sensei? Because Imma penetrate you with my “knife.” (Assassination Classroom)

“Are you Emilia? Because I love you.” (Re:zero)

“Are you Nezuko? Because I want to be in your box.” (Demon Slayer)

“I wish I was a demon because I really want you to slay me tonight.” (Demon Slayer)

“Something is rising and it isn’t the shield hero.” (The rising of the Shield hero)

“Can you be my lover? I’ll give you a cola.” (Kaguya sama: love is war)

“Are you a loli? Because you’re worth going to jail for.” (A lolicon)

“NeoTokyo must be in trouble because I’m looking at an angel right.” (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

“Show me your Bankai, big boy.” (Bleach)

“Are you a camera? Because I’ smash you anytime.” (Jojo part 3)

My Hero Academia Pick-up lines

My Hero Academia

“Are you Chisaki? Because I wanna Detroit smash you.”

“I can be the Aizawa to your sleeping bag.”

“You’re the kettle to my Todoroki.”

“You’re the hospital bed for my Deku.”

Naruto Pickup line


“Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Hey beautiful, would you like to bang?”

“Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy.” 

“Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.” 

“Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken?”

“I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata.” 

“Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.”



“Are you a Pokémon? Because I wanna Peak-at-you (Pikachu)”

“Can I touch your Pikacheeks?”

Wholesome Anime Pickup lines

“Are you Killua? Because I think you stole my heart.” (Hunter x Hunter)

“Are you Makise Kurisu? Because I will travel world lines to be with you.” (Steins;gate)

“Are you a part of the phantom thieves? Because you just stole my heart.” (Persona 5)

“I’d trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher’s stone.” (Fullmetal Alchemist)

“Wanna be the Genos to my Saitama?” (One punch man)

“Are you Hiro? Because I want you to be my darling.” (Darling in the Franxx)

“I don’t need 99 souls. All I need is yours.” (Soul Eater)

Yugioh Pickup lines


“Are you a trap card? Because I’ve fallen for you.”

“Are you a tuner monster? Because you’re powering up my Syncro.”

“I want to put you in face-down position.”

“You activated my heart!”

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Garima Singh

Moshi Moshi everyone! I'm Garima, an anime enthusiast with a passion for sharing my love of anime with others. I've watched over 1000 anime, and I'm always on the lookout for new and exciting shows to watch.

I love everything about anime, from the stories and characters to the animation and music. I'm also a big fan of anime culture, and I love to learn about Japanese culture and history through anime.

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