Dragon’s Dogma 2 is just a few weeks away from release, and Capcom recently decided to let players get ready by creating their characters before the game’s release.
It was a brilliant move to build anticipation, and fans have been raving about the features that come with the character creator, calling it one of the best video games right now with a ton of custom options.
We should all know by now, though, that the more comprehensive a character customizer is, the more cursed characters that can be made.
As was to be expected, Dragon’s Dogma 2 fans have been posting their Arisen on social media over the past few days, and some of them are abominations that should give you nightmares.
Let us introduce you to the abominations slowly for now with the character that Reddit user Fwuuush posted on the Dragon’s Dogma 2 subreddit earlier this week.
Fwuuush’s Arisen is truly the pinnacle of “peak male physique,” as they suggest, with a body that you can only describe as a globe with arms and legs.
That and a head that looks more like a thumb makes you feel bad for the poor boy.
Next up, we have a creation from Twitter user MattySkullz that continues the Stic King with the Small Head, Massive Body theme.
When you consider that his head is the size of a walnut in comparison, his enormous, hairy body is a little off-putting, even though their character isn’t the worst you’ve ever seen.
When you look closely at the face, you can see that the man only has two teeth, massive ears, and a jaw that can cut through steel. But all that really matters is that he appears to be happy.
Lastly, we have the character created by Twitter user VeryDaveTTV, which might just be one of the most upsetting character creations I’ve ever seen.
Not only are their character’s proportions crazy, but it also has a very creepy stretched out neck, absolutely no chin, several missing teeth, and two pure white eyeballs that finish off the monster look.
He also appears to be oiled from head to toe, which is a very minor detail but makes the whole thing ten times worse.
Given that players have only had access to the character creator for a few days, I shudder to think what horrible creatures could surface between release and release.
You should never underestimate a gamer’s ability to create a messed up little guy, though I struggle to think of anything worse than VeryDaveTTV’s character.
